THE EVILEST ROBOT – A POEM

July 29, 2014

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the evilest robot of them all

isn’t so very awfully tall

but there never is the slightest doubt

at the droop of an eyelid your spleen’s ripped out

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SHALLOW

July 28, 2014

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It’s that shallow that far out at the lake’s southern shore.

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SCIENTIFIC BRAIN FROTH

July 27, 2014
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The scientific brain froth of a triffid genius shivers in a burst of blossom to communicate with the home galaxy far, far away.

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A SENTENCE BY LEN DEIGHTON

July 26, 2014

A cigarette girl, clad in a handful of sequins, tried to sell me a souvenir program.

This lovely noir is from Deighton’s The Ipcress File.

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TALLULAH KWIZ ANSWER

July 25, 2014

You don’t want to know what Tallulah did to the stuffed bunny.

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THE TALLULAH BANKHEAD HEADDRESS KWIZ

July 24, 2014
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Tallulah isn’t thrilled because:

a. it’s 8 o’clock in the morning, and she usually gets up at 3 o’clock in the afternoon.

b. she believes she looks absurd.

c. the photographer is trying to make her smile by waving a stuffed bunny around.

d. the photo session is eating way too much into her drinking time.

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MORE REJECTED NOIR TITLES

July 22, 2014

Death Wore A Truss

Midnight Begins On Thursday

The Case Of The Poisoned Gun

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ONCE UPON A TIME

July 20, 2014

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A SENTENCE BY NORMAN MAILER

July 19, 2014

‘Aaah, he don’t do a fugging thing,’ Minetta said.

Yes, in 1948 our delicate eyes weren’t ready for the real thing. Norman had to endure it when the publisher changed the true word to a silly word.

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THE CLOWN FROG KWIZ ANSWER

July 18, 2014

The LSD jokes got old a long long time ago.

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