SUMMER SCENE AND SOME AREN’T

July 5, 2015

2015-07-04 12.31.20

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BANG

July 4, 2015

bang!

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THE EDDIE CANTOR KWIZ ANSWER

July 3, 2015

If you knew Susie like Eddie knew Susie, you’d look at her like that, too.

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THE EDDIE CANTOR KWIZ

July 2, 2015

eddie cantor

Eddie has just seen:

a. the light.

b. Edgar Bergen modeling the first bikini.

c. Al Capone enter the studio with a smile and a Thompson submachine gun.

d. Susie.

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PINK AND PEBBLES

July 1, 2015

2015-06-29 15.37.52

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THE ISLAND

June 30, 2015

You dig your paddle deep, breaking the glossy surface of the lake. Your canoe skims along, cutting a crisp seam in the water. Dig again, twist change, again and again and again. The island seems to grow. It almost leaps forward to meet you. And now, caution abandoned, you ram the shore and leap without thought to the crunch of the pebbled beach. Silence. Only your labored breathing interrupts the stillness. You feel a trickle of sweat moving down your spine. Can the answer truly be here? For once and for all and finally, will it be over? You move forward slowly, bent at the waist, eyes flicking from here to there. You balance on the pinnacle of alertness. You are aware of a reassuring presence, the knife you hold in your hand. How it came to rest there so pleasantly is a mystery you have no interest in solving. That it is there is enough. Into the density of undergrowth beneath the canopy of trees you move. A path! You creep along it to a clearing, and

robot helm

there she is. You die.

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SILENT SHRIEK

June 29, 2015

2015-06-28 11.00.00

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CALL IN THE STAFF

June 28, 2015

he called in the staff

and showed them the graph

efficiency factors had fallen by half

he began to laugh

said, ‘pardon my giraffe’

and danced on his toes and shouted out ‘Faff!’

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GULT

June 27, 2015

Gult darted glances right and left, then slipped unobserved into the hedge. He dug a hole and settled into it. They’ll never find me here, he thought.

And they never did.

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THE ZASU PITTS KWIZ ANSWER

June 26, 2015

Zasu was merely braiding her hair and pondering oblivion.

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