IF YOU GOT IT, FLAUNT IT

April 19, 2014

2014-04-18 10.54.21

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HENDERSON

April 17, 2014
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Henderson rose from the chair, advanced to the center of the room, paused, thrust his right leg forward, and stood stock still for a time balanced in this peculiar manner.
‘I do this sometimes,’ he said before he returned to the chair.
His guests departed rapidly.

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TRICKSTER SENTENCE

April 15, 2014

Peaches Lamborghini delicately slipped the dagger between the ribs of the umbrella.

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NEW FROM OLD

April 14, 2014

2014-04-09 11.31.56

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – CHARLES DARWIN

April 13, 2014

Loon: Today for the 3 question interview we have a distinguished looking bearded gentleman, a Mister Charles Darwin, I am informed. Tell me, Mr. Darwin, are those boots comfortable?

Darwin’s ghost: To be forthright, they are slightly snug.

Loon: Following up on that, have you ever spilled honey onto your beard?

Darwin’s ghost: You are remarkable, sir. Honey in my beard is quite the next thing to a daily occurrence.

Loon: And finally, are lemons your favorite fruit?

Darwin’s ghost: No.

Loon: Thank you. Come back next week when we’ll probe the depths of yet another famous ghost.

(Loon strolls off. Darwin evolves through wall.)

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RABE MEADOW

April 12, 2014

2014-04-11 12.13.32

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THE JP MORGAN KWIZ ANSWER

April 11, 2014

What can I say? He had a strict cook. No dessert if you don’t finish your vegetables.

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THE JP MORGAN KWIZ

April 10, 2014
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JP glowers because:

a. he can’t have dessert because he didn’t eat his broccoli.

b. the minion he’s staring at brought the wrong gold plated mustache comb.

c. he’s just been told wealth is not all giggles and pranks.

d. no matter how much his heart yearns for it, he can’t unilaterally ban the accordion.

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THE YEARNING TREE

April 9, 2014

2014-04-02 11.15.05

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FISHING WITH POP HENLEY

April 8, 2014

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Preparing to go Fishing with Pop Henley or

How I Broke Bread with the Devil in Hell or

Giving One’s All for Art

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