THE STEWART GRANGER KWIZ ANSWER

August 17, 2018

Stewart cannily had a ridiculous garment bonus written into all of his contracts.

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THE STEWART GRANGER KWIZ

August 16, 2018

Stewart wore this array of inadvertent hilarity:

a. on Thursdays.

b. when baking.

c. because he was paid big bucks.

d. after losing a bet.

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ORANGES

August 15, 2018

if there can’t be peace, at least let there be oranges

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CURIOUS TRIFFID

August 14, 2018

A curious young triffid examines the lens of the camera.

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DUCKS PER SE

August 13, 2018

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – BETTY BRONSON

August 12, 2018

Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension inform me that today’s guest on the 3 Question Interview, one Betsy Broderick, played the part of Peter Pan in a silent movie once. Tell me, Betsy, did they teach you how to fly for real or not?

Bronson’s ghost: My name is Betty Bronson, not Betsy Broderick, and yes, I did learn how to fly for the role of Peter.

Loon: 2nd question. What did you know about Mars in those olden days?

Bronson’s ghost: Oh, I flew to Mars and lived there for several years. The olives on Mars are really good.

Loon: And finally, about peanut butter. Chunky or smooth?

Bronson’s ghost: Neither. I only eat the shells. (tosses a rope straight up through the ceiling, climbs it and disappears.)

Loon: Join me next week for another 3 Question Interview with a famous ghost. (bows, leaves the room.)

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ALPECIA

August 11, 2018

The white rose, Alpecia, longed to make a fortune by her wits. Sadly, she had none. So when she rashly tore herself from the wedding bouquet, rushed to the railroad tracks, and flung herself on board an outgoing passenger train, she had no idea what to do next. Confused, she remained immobile when she was picked up, inserted in a carafe, and placed on view in the dining car. There she remained until she didn’t, her single accomplishment in life being a successful flight from a wedding bouquet.

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THE JIMINY CRICKET KWIZ ANSWER

August 10, 2018

Strange as it seems, it was Hood Debonair.

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THE JIMINY CRICKET KWIZ

August 9, 2018

Jiminy Cricket’s real name was:

a. Cliff Ukulele

b. Ike Edwards

c. Arthur Mometer.

d. Hood Debonair.

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SERENITY BREAK

August 8, 2018

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