WRITE A SENTENCE ABOUT THIS PICTURE

November 14, 2018

I emerged from the forest at dawn, leaving behind forever bittersweet memories of witch, castle, loss of left leg, and ultimate failure.

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THE GATHERING

November 13, 2018

They answered the summons. They gathered silently. They advanced in somber anticipation. They arrived. They took note of the situation. They retreated in an orderly manner. They dispersed. They never spoke of it again.

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THE DREAM PODS OPEN

November 12, 2018

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – GEORGE GERSHWIN

November 11, 2018

Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension have provided a musical treat of a ghost to undergo the 3 Question Interview today. The ghost is none other than Mr. George Gersman, who I am told wrote a tune or two in his time. Tell me, Mr. Gersman, being musical, did you ever dance the polka?

Ghost of Gershwin: My name is Gershwin, not Gersman, and I did dance the polka.

Loon: It just occurred to me that I don’t know if musicians were interested in panning for gold. Did you ever pan for gold, Mr. Gershman?

Ghost of Gershwin: It’s WIN, GershWIN, and I never panned for gold.

Loon: That saddens me somehow, Gersh. You don’t mind if I call you Gersh, do you, Mr. Wynn?

Ghost of Gershwin: Yes.

Loon: That makes 3 questions. I’m going to get my breakfast now.

(Loon leaves room. Gershwin’s ghost plays a ghost piano.)

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SYCOPHANT’S GUIDE TO PRAISING THE BOSS

November 10, 2018

sun

you are my favorite star

and i’m not just saying that because my existence depends on you

i genuinely like you

you are the best star

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THE AL ST. JOHN KWIZ ANSWER

November 9, 2018

Al solved many a crime by going undercover as a comely matron.

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THE AL ST. JOHN KWIZ

November 8, 2018

When not jumping up and down while waving his arms, Al relaxed by:

a. reciting Ovid.

b. pawing through the thousands of lorgnettes he collected.

c. undertaking freelance crime investigation.

d. drawing little tiny circles all over newspapers.

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THE CHARMING BUFFALO

November 7, 2018

The appearance of the charming buffalo at the head of the stairs doused the din below. All heads turned to gaze in admiration at the charming buffalo’s single hoofed gliding descent of the balustrade. The throng parted in deference, and the charming buffalo took up a stance of elegance in the center of the ballroom. A single nod from the hirsute mammal prodded the orchestra to play. Gasps and swoons took up residence among the observers in reaction to the grace and supple magnificence demonstrated by the charming buffalo. The performance completed, the exquisitely horned being exited in glorious serenity by sailing through an open window and up into the night. The citizenry gave humble thanks.

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AN UNAPPETIZER

November 6, 2018

raw lark tongues on a bed of vomit dusted with bone powder

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DO THE MATH

November 5, 2018

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