May 22, 2015
Sometimes d, on the rare occasion b, mostly a.
May 21, 2015
During the filming of Robin Hood, Errol Flynn spent his off time:
a. bar hopping.
b. kangaroo hopping.
c. brothel hopping.
May 20, 2015
When Harvey said, ‘Professional bakers knead dough because they need dough’, Al said, ‘Get him, boys’, and the boys obeyed.
May 18, 2015
Winners of the 1st and 2nd prizes in the Curl Contest sponsored by the Hearst Corporation. Who won? Surely you jest. Surprise, surprise. Ms. Davies won, and Mr. Powell took second.
May 17, 2015
And the clocks stopped at seven minutes before the hour across the world when all humanity suddenly vaporized, leaving the wounded, but grateful, planet in the nurturing fronds of the conquering triffids.
May 15, 2015
Announcer: White Swan Cigarettes present (music in, music out) Trace Element, Private Eye.
Trio: (sing) White Swan Cigarettes are all the rage, They’ll help you live to a ripe old age.
Announcer: Yes, friends, remember White Swan Cigarettes, industry tested, are packed with health inducing chemicals. When you draw those finest of tars into your lungs, you can rest assured that all your troubles and cares will disappear. White Swan, White Swan Cigarettes. And now, we join Trace Element, Private Eye, in Act One of tonight’s mystery, The Case of the Laughing Dog.
May 14, 2015
These tulips gladly risk frostbite as they hurry to the Cinema to catch the first showing of An Orchid in Winter starring Iris Rose.