INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW

December 16, 2017

If it is

I read the book (reed)

and

I read the book (red)

Why isn’t it

I knead the dough (need)

and

I knead the dough (ned)?

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THE RAYMOND BURR KWIZ ANSWER

December 15, 2017

Nobody could stir fry better than Raymond.

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THE RAYMOND BURR KWIZ

December 14, 2017

Raymond Burr is preparing to:

a. meet with his congressman.

b. discuss the rent increase with his landlord.

c. chop veggies for the stir fry.

d. enter a monastery.

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A MOMENT OF CALM REFLECTION UPSIDE DOWN

December 13, 2017

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LEAFY STATEMENT

December 12, 2017

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NUTCRACKER

December 11, 2017

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – THE BROTHERS GRIMM

December 10, 2017

Loon: What an unprecedented glory we have today in that the Lords of the 4th Dimension have brought to us for the 3 Question Interview two celebrity ghosts, the Brothers Grimm! Brothers, do you have a favorite word?

Ghosts of Grimms (in harmony): Ausgezeichnet!

Loon: Ausge…what?

Ghosts of Grimms (in harmony): Zeichnet!

Loon: Oh. One last question. Can you explain the significance of repetition in fairy tales?

Ghosts of Grimms (in harmony): Nein.

Loon: Thank you for this fascinating glimpse into times unknown.

(Grimms dance off impressively, turning cartwheels and whirling apace. Loon seems to have turned to stone.)

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LIMA BEAN LOST ON THE NIGHT OF MANY MOONS

December 9, 2017

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THE VERY ODD THING KWIZ ANSWER

December 8, 2017

The orphans were duly terrorized.

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THE VERY ODD THING KWIZ

December 7, 2017

Believe it or not, these people are:

a. celebrating a record harvest of yams.

b. performing an obscure baldness cure ritual.

c. shooting the opening scene in a film about industrial espionage.

d. preparing to terrify orphans.

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