August 31, 2015
Addison Nindernok tripped on a cinder block,
fell and broke his glasses.
He rolled and groaned, wept and moaned,
amusing all the lasses.
Addison Nindernok climbed up on Pinder Rock,
slipped and broke both ankles.
He yipped and yawped, squeaked, then squawked,
‘By Jove, this really rankles!’
August 30, 2015
‘I am the Kulm of Sta Ben Fol. Unfold your lances and follow me,’ shouted the muscle-clad leader to his rank on rank of Pen Dal warriors. A shout of glory roared across the Plain of Hobnavor and clashed with the vast sea of mutant frowning Underhorde legions. The Lords of Darkness glittered their hate and dug spurs into the scaly sides of their Clataminx beasts. The enemy surges met in combat surge most deadly and rang down at last the Final Sulvening which would be thundered about in mead halls for eons to come. Five years earlier…
August 29, 2015
sliced loaf of jam
the carpenter roams restless
her hammer is tempered in rendered lard
i wept when the chimney collapsed
and sent chimney shards hurtling into
August 28, 2015
The Mickey Mouse doll said many other things, too, all triple X-rated.
August 27, 2015
Among Walt’s lesser known assets were:
a. a secret elephant.
b. a pair of wingtip shoes once worn by William Jennings Bryan.
c. a spool of thread tossed aside by Greta Garbo.
d. A Mickey Mouse doll that said ‘I hate you, my darling Clementine, mwa ha ha’ when you pulled and released the appropriately attached string.
August 23, 2015
a work of such powerful density that heaven itself is knocked asunder
words fail to convey the rigid turbulence of the snowbound yearning
hope is dismantled muscularly and reassembled as fine wine and cheese
August 22, 2015
Brenda always felt conspicuous when out in a crowd.