MEADOW WALK

May 31, 2016

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YELLOW IRIS SUBMITS TO AN INTERVIEW

May 30, 2016

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SALE

May 29, 2016

HURRY!

FINAL FEW DAYS!

OUR 20TH SEMI-ANNUAL

GOING OUT OF BUSINESS SALE!

PRICES SLASHED, NAY, DISEMBOWELED!

not valid where the wild fern grows

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TREMBLING JOE

May 28, 2016

trembling joe was a formidable foe

he wiggled when i wagged

i feinted here

he feinted there

my spirit sadly sagged

in a final thrust i placed my all

he danced aside adroitly

i fell undone

he pulled a gun

and winged me by the oak tree

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THE GLASSES OF SAMUEL BECKETT KWIZ ANSWER

May 27, 2016

His vision was perfect. He didn’t need them, but the fashion statement they made pleased him.

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THE GLASSES OF SAMUEL BECKETT KWIZ

May 26, 2016

samuel beckett glasses

Samuel Beckett always wore his glasses like this because:

a. of course.

b. a combination of Ireland and France nudged him in this direction.

c. crystal clarity of vision gave him the jubjubs.

d. he didn’t need them.

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NOVEL TITLES BEFORE EDITING OCCURRED

May 25, 2016
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War And Peace And A Lazy Summer Afternoon

The Sound And The Fury And A Nice Cup Of Tea

The Naked And The Dead And A Loaf Of Bread

Gone With The Wind, Returned With The Rain

From Here To Eternity And Back Again

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DOROTHY DOES IT AGAIN

May 24, 2016

Mrs. Parker produced the most perfect description of glamorous Ziegfeld showgirls ever with the final two words of the following sentence from her review of a show:

Aside from the occasional mention, Cinderella figures only in the title and as an excuse for bringing in a colossal slipper which swings slowly apart to disclose a stairway down which the showgirls file in contemptuous splendor.

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A POEM

May 23, 2016

this is a poem not about owls

it’s also not about goats

it’s mostly about the way cheese is made

with a small offhand mention of boats

oh milk

oh rennin

(boat)

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – HUGH GLASS

May 22, 2016

Loon: For today’s 3 Question Interview, the Lords of the 4th Dimension have brought a mountain man named Hugh Glass who crawled a long way after fighting a bear. Mr. Glass, was the stench of the bear’s breath almost unbearable?

Ghost of Hugh Glass: There might be some truth in that, though I weren’t busy noticing at the time, and to my way of thinking, a bear’s breath is usually bearable, a bear being a bear.

Loon: I see. As you crawled day after day toward your salvation, did you pause to note the beauty of your surroundings and take heart from them?

Ghost of Hugh Glass: Can’t say as I did.

Loon: A pity. And finally, what is our favorite color?

Ghost of Hugh Glass: I’m kind of partial to cornflower blue.

Loon (beaming): Thank you, Mr. Glass.

Ghost of Hugh Glass: Gratified. (fades away)

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