QUESTIONABLE EPITHET

October 22, 2014

‘Out of my way, you dung-headed bug faucet.’

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DILEMMA

October 21, 2014
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Nervous as a wreck was Carl. This very night he would be installed as the new Bright Lantern, head of SARIL. the Society to Advance the Righteous Indignation of Loons. He gazed into his closet and confronted his dilemma. Which of the two evening gowns hanging there would be the proper one to wear? The fishing gown or the combat gown? On one of the hands, the fishing gown with its many barbed lures was the picture of strapless elegance. On one of the other hands, the combat gown did boast a sequined holster. Carl’s eyes flicked left, right, left, right. Which? Which? Zafoo! was the sound an idea made bursting into Carl’s head. Carl smiled.

The installation of Carl as Bright Lantern went off beautifully. The membership was impressed and mumbled incessantly about the glorious look of Carl in his gown of many raccoons.

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MAMA GAIA’S SKIRT

October 20, 2014

2014-10-19 13.50.44

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FALL FALLING

October 19, 2014

2014-10-13 11.26.08

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AUTUMN AUTUMNING

October 18, 2014

2014-10-17 11.44.14

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THE ANN DARROW KING KONG KWIZ ANSWER

October 17, 2014

That sure as shootin’ was one doozy of a pickle.

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THE ANN DARROW KING KONG KWIZ

October 16, 2014

ann darrow

Ann Darrow, sighting Kong for the first time, realizes:

a. it was a mistake to use Oreo cookies as buttons on her dress.

b. her lifelong dream of reaching a pitch perfect powerful high C.

c. she shouldn’t have said ‘Whatever’ when asked to sign on for the voyage.

d. she’s in one doozy of a pickle.

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POTHOLDER LEAF

October 15, 2014

2014-10-13 11.26.48

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MAMA GAIA’S PALETTE

October 14, 2014
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2014-10-13 11.39.32

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POEM OF DARKNESS

October 13, 2014

double down

royal crown

wedding gown

painted frown

burn the town

laughing clown

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