ADDISON NINDERNOK

August 31, 2015

Addison Nindernok tripped on a cinder block,

fell and broke his glasses.

He rolled and groaned, wept and moaned,

amusing all the lasses.

Addison Nindernok climbed up on Pinder Rock,

slipped and broke both ankles.

He yipped and yawped, squeaked, then squawked,

‘By Jove, this really rankles!’

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FANTASTIC FANTASY OPENING PARAGRAPH

August 30, 2015

‘I am the Kulm of Sta Ben Fol. Unfold your lances and follow me,’ shouted the muscle-clad leader to his rank on rank of Pen Dal warriors. A shout of glory roared across the Plain of Hobnavor and clashed with the vast sea of mutant frowning Underhorde legions. The Lords of Darkness glittered their hate and dug spurs into the scaly sides of their Clataminx beasts. The enemy surges met in combat surge most deadly and rang down at last the Final Sulvening which would be thundered about in mead halls for eons to come. Five years earlier…

 

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A POEM NOT VERY MUCH ABOUT EGGS

August 29, 2015

sliced loaf of jam

the carpenter roams restless

her hammer is tempered in rendered lard

(eggs)

i wept when the chimney collapsed

and sent chimney shards hurtling into

alvin

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THE WALT DISNEY KWIZ ANSWER

August 28, 2015

The Mickey Mouse doll said many other things, too, all triple X-rated.

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THE WALT DISNEY KWIZ

August 27, 2015

walt disney

Among Walt’s lesser known assets were:

a. a secret elephant.

b. a pair of wingtip shoes once worn by William Jennings Bryan.

c. a spool of thread tossed aside by Greta Garbo.

d. A Mickey Mouse doll that said ‘I hate you, my darling Clementine, mwa ha ha’ when you pulled and released the appropriately attached string.

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SENSELESS, BUT COOL, NOIR TITLE

August 26, 2015

The Velvet Flame

 A Trace Element Mystery

(to be continued)

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6 FIRST SENTENCES

August 25, 2015
  1. He sidled beyond the known world.
  2. Dave Fogarty winced twice, then stood with both bloody sutures hanging from his lower lip.
  3. Mildred Haines left her dream and took the trolley to work.
  4. The night stabbed him in the eye.
  5. Assassin’s teeth lurked behind Beppo’s painted smile.
  6. Two more drinks and Fenwick would know the meaning of pflgjkolrtmng.
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WALNUT

August 24, 2015

Walnut

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GOOD REVIEW

August 23, 2015

BRILLIANT!

SLASHING!

NOBLE!

ELECTRIC!

a work of such powerful density that heaven itself is knocked asunder

words fail to convey the rigid turbulence of the snowbound yearning

hope is dismantled muscularly and reassembled as fine wine and cheese

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CONSPICUOUS

August 22, 2015

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Brenda always felt conspicuous when out in a crowd.

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