July 12, 2009

A recipe rarely read through all the way to the end

Goat Bread with Hooves

3 goats

1/2 cup salt

10 lbs barley flour

chives (optional)

Dice three goats to a fine paste, first removing and setting aside hooves.

4 Responses to “RECIPE”

  1. This sucks. I’ve diced my goats. Now what?

  2. Get your ninja clothes out. You’ll have to capture a new one.

  3. The 2nd goat is key to the rest of the recipe. Check back when you’ve captured it.

  4. And by 2nd goat, I mean 4th.

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