UNSEEMLY YOGA POSITION

September 20, 2009

flatulent ox

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COWBOY POETRY 1

September 19, 2009

Ol’ Diablo Reckon it’s fate Put me up on Ol’ Diablo The lily-livered son of a whore Noble a steed As ever rode a mountain pass In the dead God gone of winter The lily-livered son of a whore Swam me across A roaring rage of river Broke through barriers of ice Foundered in snow […]

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CARTOON FRIDAY 16

September 18, 2009

“If you think I’m in this business for my health, then you are very much mistaken.”

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NOIR

September 17, 2009

The Case of the Battered Fedora The battered fedora slipped quietly into his office and slumped on the couch. It was no use. Gone. Lost forever. What was a guy supposed to do? I earned those, fair and square, he thought, pondering the pair of bullet holes in his crown and the grease stains on […]

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DUNESCAPE

September 16, 2009
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YADA YADA

September 15, 2009
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grape >>>>> yada yada >>>>> raisin plum >>>>> yada yada >>>>> prune

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THE OWL AND THE CIVET

September 14, 2009
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“Did anyone ever tell you you have beautiful eyes?” “Who, me?” “Yes, you. Who else? Eyes are windows to the soul, they say. Do you like my eyes?” “Who, you?” Yes, me. I’m the only one here. I … Oh, I wish I could turn my head all the way around like that. Do it […]

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TRANQUILITY ABOUT TO BE DISTURBED

September 13, 2009

. . . . . . . . . . shepherd . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ewe. . . . . . . . . . ram . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . […]

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FROM DOC’S LOON FABLES 10

September 12, 2009
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Three Pals A coatimundi and a raccoon, cousins, and their best friend, a skunk, were somewhat worse for wear after a long raucous night of barhopping. They were weaving their way home to the woods, falling against trash cans and giggling fitfully. “I’d a showed that badger a thing or throo,” said the skunk, causing […]

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CARTOON FRIDAY 15

September 11, 2009

“Boss, I feel like mending my ways and turning over a new leaf. How about you?”

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