OBSCURE FORTUNE COOKIE WISDOM

January 21, 2010

The timid widow eventually marries successfully.

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THE INSPECTOR’S SUMMATION

January 20, 2010

“You’re probably bewildered as to why I’m gathered here. In short, that is to say, in summary, I put it to all of you on equal, if not harmonious, footing, that the murderer is about to be revealed by none other than me, yours truly, speak name here … Wait, sorry, I’ll go again from […]

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THE LOON MAKES AN OBSERVATION

January 19, 2010

LIFE CAN AT TIMES BE A WORTHY OPPONENT

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MARK McGWIRE KWIZ

January 18, 2010

Mark McGwire took steroids: a. to impress Stephen Hawking. b. to stave off wildebeest attacks. c. because he was pressured by gypsies. d. because he thought it would inevitably lead to world peace. e. to please a coven of witches.

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THE CONCERT

January 17, 2010

The hall was decked with Buddy Holly memorabilia. The stage was bare except for a tremendous amount of clutter – rafts, pencil sharpeners, beehives, etc. The water in the orchestra pit was two feet deep. The musicians waded in and took their places. The theater was plunged into darkness. The audience erupted in wild glee […]

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NESTER – FROM THE LOON’S IMAGINATION

January 16, 2010

This is Frad, a nester musician of Blossom Castle. He helps solve the random rain riddles in the mysterious story of Dosh, the hutkeeper.

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CARTOON FRIDAY 33

January 15, 2010

“Well, my dear, the night is young, and we’re alone. What’s on the tube?”

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OLD SAW, LOON REVISION

January 14, 2010

If these trees weren’t in the way, you could see the forest.

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SPELLING LUNACY IN THE PALACE

January 13, 2010

“Sow wheat in the fields where my sow used to roam,” decreed the King after he wound the bandage around his arm wound. “Yes, sire,” said the lackey. “Bow when you address me, and hand me that bow,” snarled the King. “Yes, sire,” said the lackey, bowing. “Sire?” said the jester, bowing his viola da […]

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LAUREL AND HARDY KWIZ

January 12, 2010

Laurel and Hardy were: a. a microcosm of despair. b. a macrocosm of despair. c. a microcosm of a macrocosm. d. despair. e. funny.

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