THE STERN MARTINET AND THE LAX MARTINET

February 4, 2010

S.M: Straighten that line!

L.M: Looks straight enough to me, fellas.

S.M: Suck in that gut, Simpkins!

L.M: As if you could, eh, Simpkins?

S.M: Corporal, this is a disgrace!

L.M: Well, there’s disgrace and there’s disgrace.

S.M: Double time! Now! Forward …. HARCH!

L.M: Or time and a half. Whatever.

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