THE ROAD TO CRIME
February 14, 2010
Phil, Phil, dumb as a pill
tried to climb a mudslick hill
When he slipped for the umpteenth time
he resigned himself to a life of crime
Ray, Ray, dumb as a tray
tried to swim in a vat of clay
Stuck stock fast for the longest time
he resigned himself to a life of crime
Pam, Pam, dumb as a clam
tried to walk on a lake of jam
Sinking time after time after time
she resigned herself to a life of crime
Paul, Paul, dumbest of all,
outwitted by a billiard ball,
committed not a single crime,
devoted himself instead to mime
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