February 23, 2010

This innocuous photo of the outdoor ice rink in Heavenly Village at Lake Tahoe contains two unsolved mysteries. How is it that the loon is not only behind the camera taking the picture, but can also be seen in blue coat and dark glasses standing at the rink wall and gazing at the second unsolved mystery? The second unsolved mystery? Oh, yes, that fellow in black there. Looks suspiciously Russian to me. And what’s that he’s holding in his left hand? Could it be the secret plans to a world-destroying laser? Yes, it could. It probably is. I mean, consider his haircut.

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