ERRATICA

February 8, 2010

1 A book of curses underneath the cow A jug of bread, a loaf of wine, and thou Beside me ranting in a state of bliss 2 a man a plan a canal panama YO, BONK ON BOB NO KNOB, OY 3 Beneath the fallen rotten tree the village loony lies With dashed out brains […]

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SNOW QUEEN VISIT

February 7, 2010

The Snow Queen visited again yesterday. I particularly enjoy her intricate branch work.

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THE BEAST WITH FIVE EYES

February 6, 2010

The beast with five eyes entertained lavishly, sparing no expense. Chandeliers hung from chandeliers. Each footman was issued a pair of Gatling guns and a gold-studded thermometer. Every member of the kitchen staff was frosted with live minks. On arrival, guests were dipped in a large vat of chocolate and ushered into the main ballroom […]

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CARTOON FRIDAY 36

February 5, 2010

“Stick with me, kid. Not only am I enchanted, I got connections downtown.”

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THE STERN MARTINET AND THE LAX MARTINET

February 4, 2010

S.M: Straighten that line! L.M: Looks straight enough to me, fellas. S.M: Suck in that gut, Simpkins! L.M: As if you could, eh, Simpkins? S.M: Corporal, this is a disgrace! L.M: Well, there’s disgrace and there’s disgrace. S.M: Double time! Now! Forward …. HARCH! L.M: Or time and a half. Whatever.

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WHEN ALIENS LANDED

February 3, 2010

Before Touching Down, Massive Alien Spacecraft Turns Horse and Rider into Frosted Rigidity

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QUEEN VICTORIA KWIZ

February 2, 2010

Queen Victoria knew: a. that Disraeli wrote sonnets to his rooster. b. how to make Belgian waffles. c. two radically different ways to skin an otter. d. the difference between snow and parliament. e. an awful lot about peaches.

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O’TAN’S GARDEN OF DIMENSION

February 1, 2010

The loon’s sane persona was inspired by this, his own painting, to write a 30,000 word children’s fantasy entitled O’Tan’s Gate. The character Frad, posted earlier, is part of the mysterious story of Dosh, the hutkeeper, and random rain riddles.

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