March 6, 2010

Challenged Eggs

12 eggs

enough butter

1 matchbox car

1 card table

Break eggs into large bowl. Whisk. Melt butter in frying pan over low flame. Add eggs and allow them to cook, stirring occasionally. When eggs are scrambled to a firmness, turn off heat. Set up card table. Along one edge of the table, arrange scrambled eggs into an elongated mound. Move to the other side of the table and bring out your matchbox car, which you should have conveniently stashed in the pocket of your serape earlier. Send the car racing into the egg mound. If it breaks through and falls to the floor, the eggs have failed. If, however, the car is stopped short by the elongated mound, the eggs may be considered to have met the challenge. Prizes may or may not be awarded.

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