THE CHEESEMAKER
April 10, 2010
The cheesemaker raced along the breakwater in hot pursuit of Naomi Radetich, the Lambeth Strangler. Radetich leaped into a waiting speedboat, turned and squeezed off a few rounds from her automatic semi-automatic in the cheesemaker’s general direction. The cheesemaker returned fire with his bolt-action flamethrower. The speedboat sped off, and the cheesemaker flung his flamethrower in frustration. It wheeled through the air and plunged into the merciless sea. The cheesemaker returned to the dairy, where he combed his hair, washed and aproned himself, and took on his day’s work among the curds and whey.
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