CARLTON GRANE
April 26, 2010
Raised in a spent howitzer shell, Carlton Grane developed an explosive temper. Fed only peanut shells for the first five years of his life, he was understandably nuts. Though insanity and rage ruled his every action, he managed to marry surprisingly well. surprisingly, surp to her friends, spelled her name in all lower case letters to honor her favorite literary characters, archie the cockroach and mehitabel the cat. The union of Carlton and surp was blessed with issue. The issue was prayer in schools. Carlton passed away while attempting to swim underwater from San Diego to China. surprisingly Grane went on to serve two terms in the British Parliament, a rare achievement for a passionate life-long citizen of Bakersfield, California.
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