May 18, 2010

Spoonfork Lassiter purchased delicious food-like substances at the local supermarket. On returning home, he complained to his wife, Henpeck, about the outrageously escalating costs of food-like substances.

“Henny, it’s outrageous how the costs of food-like substances have escalated,” he complained. “Why, I could have purchased ten bags full of food-like substances twenty years ago for what I had to pay today for this lone bag.”

“Oh, stuff a sock in it,” said Henpeck, defining their marriage.

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