July 13, 2010

The Root of All Evil awoke one morning and pondered on how to spend his day. He plucked up a pen and on his notepad he made out a list of potential purchases:

1. snow burglar

2. ripe elf

3. tincture of gremlin

4. Detroit

He then proceeded to make the purchases and to use them in a crafty manner to increase his wealth. Truth be told, it turned out to be a most satisfactory day in the life of the Root of All Evil. In fact, at day’s end he leaped high in the air and clicked his heels together not once, but four times.

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