HOW TO SPICE UP YOUR COMMENTS
July 18, 2010
You are entertained by a blog post. You’re moved to comment. Here’s how to improve said comment:
Wrong – lol (grins)
Right – lol (garrotes small mammal)
Wrong – Great post! (jumps for joy)
Right – Great post! (lifts Volkswagen in teeth)
Wrong – I hate it when that happens (frowns)
Right – I hate it when that happens (places stick of butter in shoe)
Wrong – I like pumpkins, too. (makes happy face)
Right – I like pumpkins, too. (carves Z for Zorro in leg)
Wrong – My thoughts exactly (gives affirmative nod)
Right – My thoughts exactly (eats dog food off floor)
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