August 2, 2010

Jowls Revenue and Pride Hassenpfeffer mused independently, Jowls somewhere in the Amazon basin, Pride somewhere inside a python. Surprisingly, they mused in similar veins.

I wonder if the rent boy forgot to walk my cheetah, mused Jowls.

I wonder if the rent boy forgot to exercise my ocelot, mused Pride.

Sadly, the rent boy had forgotten all about the cheetah and the ocelot. Instead, he bought a Kentucky derby and wore it constantly when he moved to an island off the coast of Argentina and wept for Eva Peron.

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