October 26, 2010

1. Don’t hire cannibal bellhops. (“Are you sure you wouldn’t rather carry your own luggage?” said the cannibal bellhop, struggling to control his naughty urge.)

2. Keep extra frogs in the cash drawer. (“We’re out of change, ma’am. Will you accept these frogs instead?”)

3. Hit random customers in the face with a sock full of confetti. (“Hurrah for independence, sir!”)

4. Sew the word ‘belt’ into your forehead with wire and jellybeans. (“I can help you if you need a belt.”)

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