November 1, 2010

Haddock young are curious about shoes. Scientists in Switzerland determined the ideal length of a parakeet. In Guatamala, ghosts are believed to party. The average wench weighs more than the average blunderbuss. In prehistoric times, it was hard to find a good pair of spats. In Milwaukee, all children are born yodeling. Scientists under guard determined that a diet of nothing but string beans makes falcons cranky. A Danish study has determined that a play is the most effective way to catch the conscience of a king.

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