November 8, 2010

I am a crow (corvus brachyrhynchos). I am not a raven (corvus corax). So please stop with the Poe comments. I’ve heard them all, and believe me, none of them are or ever were the least bit funny. And another thing. About this scarecrow business. Please give me a break. Want to know a little secret? We pretend to be scared in daytime, but you should see how we come back and party in the middle of the night. Oh, yes, we use the scarecrow for target practice, if you get my drift. That’s about all I’ve got. Except, oh yeah, NEVERMORE THIS!

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