The best way to discourage intruders?
a. high pitched laughter accompanied by eccentric dance
b. standard issue howitzer
c. moat of blood
d. deploy roof wolves
e. stand in the window wearing a suit of crayons and tinsel
Answer in this space tomorrow
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