CARTOON FRIDAY 86

January 21, 2011

“You better believe I went to market. I sure as hell wasn’t stayin’ home.”

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LAVENDER LAKE

January 20, 2011

There are times when a lake can be lavender.

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A WORD OF WARNING

January 19, 2011
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IT’S FUTILE TO PURSUE ANY SORT OF MEANINGFUL RELATIONSHIP WITH A SPIDER. THANKS A LOT, E.B. WHITE.

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THE FURTIVE LAMPREY

January 18, 2011

The furtive lamprey, Bill Scroggins by name, slipped silently into the darkest reaches of his favorite coral cave. His large suctorial mouth dimpled into a grin. “They’ll never find me here,” said the self-satisfied lamprey. “Why don’t you shut up and get out of my face?” said a nearby crab, Devon Holloway. Bill Scroggins lashed […]

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THE SILENT CRYSTAL MENACE

January 17, 2011

It creeps by night to perform foul deeds.

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THE LOON’S SCREENSAVER

January 16, 2011

the loon’s screensaver after a nourishing breakfast the loon’s screensaver after eating a tainted mushroom

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A SENTENCE BY EDGAR RICE BURROUGHS

January 15, 2011

As the body rolled to the ground Tarzan of the Apes placed his foot upon the neck of his lifelong enemy and raising his eyes to the full moon, threw back his fierce young head and voiced the wild and terrible cry of his people. Whoa there, Edgar. Deep breath. That’s it. Now let it […]

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CARTOON FRIDAY 85

January 14, 2011

“I think I’ll gnaw on the zebra haunch for a while. Care to join me?”

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THE FASTEST FLY

January 13, 2011

The fastest fly in the land loved to perch on any hand, To show his speed at beating slaps, he sat on noses during naps, He also loved to hang around a barbecue or picnic ground, But one fine day he grew too bold, and tried to work with a bad head cold, He settled […]

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TWILIGHT TIME

January 12, 2011

No cobras were hurt in the production of this post.

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