February 6, 2011

Parker Minus and Hilda Plus

married under an overturned bus

They honeymooned near the firth of Forth

and went to live in Dakota North

Soon disappearing from history’s notice

they left behind their lone son Otis

Otis became a noted attorney

haunting many an ambulance gurney

Alas he died without any issue

excepting three bastards and one tiny Miss Cue

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