February 17, 2011

Seeking a better life, the woodcutter frog and his wife captured a magic fish and went to Greenland. There they freed an alien life form from the clutches of a dancing robot and were rewarded with kind words and a prairie schooner filled with marmalade. Using the marmalade for good, not evil, they flew to the garden of the penitent vampire, where they were forgiven and attached to the undercarriage of a blimp. The blimp transformed into a feather of delight and deposited the woodcutter frog and his wife in an enchanted garden, and there they sit to this day in stunned silence, the wife inexplicably clutching a dozen cinnamon rolls.

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