February 28, 2011

The loon is seriously considering opening a nail shop in his new community. There is a vacant space between two Starbuck’s across the street from a Starbuck’s on a block featuring only eight other nail shops. The loon, who considers himself always to be one step ahead of the law game, will be the only nail shop giving away a free bag of roofing nails and a dead octopus with each buffing.

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