Anvil in a Lace Bootie

“Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! It’s the SUN! It SETS!” Tweet

Seeking a better life, the woodcutter frog and his wife captured a magic fish and went to Greenland. There they freed an alien life form from the clutches of a dancing robot and were rewarded with kind words and a prairie schooner filled with marmalade. Using the marmalade for good, not evil, they flew to [...]

And so she was transformed into a gnarled old oak, serving as a warning to all hens with snotty attitudes everywhere. Tweet

The loon lurks here in his new domicile. There are no anteaters in the vicinity. The loon’s decision to live here hinged solely on this fact. Tweet

For the next few days the loon will be scouting locations for turkey feather helmet franchises. Tweet

A butterfly fluttered its wings in a wind thick with the smell of seaweed. Kurosawa’s very great film, ‘Rashomon’, is based on a pair of Akutagawa’s short stories, ‘Rashomon’ (duh) and ‘In A Bamboo Grove’. Tweet

There remains but one minor flaw standing between me and hair restoration immortality. Tweet

Life can be like an elk, resembling but not so large as a moose. Tweet

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With tentacles dangling beneath wrinkled red globular heads, the aliens drifted downward through Earth’s atmosphere like tiny parachutes of menace. Gathering in force near Fresno, they attacked, emitting a pungent scent not unlike that of the most wretched porcupine you’ve ever encountered. The population swooned to death, and the aliens took Earth home with them, [...]