March 21, 2011

Spring has arrived. Time to replace the air filters in your army of life-sized Babe Ruth robots. Time to purchase that special sandpaper you’ve been dreaming about. Time to renovate your armada. Time to plant your wooden gremlins. Time to check in to your local clinic for delousing. Time to sharpen the spikes on your ironing board. Well past time to see a mental health professional.

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