March 22, 2011

The alien life form suppressed for the moment its desire to bring the death ray into play. Yes, the lady in front of it had 17 items in her cart and this was supposedly the ‘express lane 15 items or fewer’. But no, to sabotage the entire mission over two little items would be beyond foolish. But on one of the many other hands, 17 items were clearly more than 15 items. To be fair, perhaps the lady in question was mathematically challenged. Well then, all the more reason to eliminate her. Hold on. Hold on. Rapid increase in pulse rate and accelerated beatings of your hearts won’t help matters. Think of home. Contemplate the 4th moon. Oh, what the hell. Go for the death ray.

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