April 7, 2011

Miss Pageant of 2011 is Rose Trelawny. Rose hails from Ames, Iowa and is a junior at the Arthur Glordobb School of Industrial Nomenclature. Her favorite color is bruise, and her favorite philosopher is Plato. For hobbies, she enjoys kayaking on dry land and knitting perfume from leftover whales. Her heart’s desire is world peace and stardom. I have to go now. My keeper keeps tapping me on the shoulder.

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