CLOSING ARGUMENT
Ladies and gents of the jury
I haven’t got too much to say (but I’ll pay)
I’m sure you’re all in a hurry
Free my client and I’ll go away
Ladies and gents of the jury
I’ll leave you with this final thought (but I’ll pay)
My tongue this morning was furry
From swilling some rotgut I’d bought
Ladies and gents of the jury
I doff my cap to you (but I’ll pay)
Don’t make a poor mother worry
You all know what to do