July 27, 2011

Here is where the hidden claw is hiding. Be alert. If you approach such a sight, raise your fenders into defensive position and coil your body into a commonly recognized submission posture. If, when you are in the act of creeping by, the hidden claw rises into view and assumes the striking pose, sing in a low soothing voice, “Nice claw, good claw, mommy’s favorite claw.” This should win you enough time to break into a sprint of terror. Rest assured, I speak from experience.

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