THE SENSIBLE PARSNIP

July 28, 2011

The sensible parsnip brushed her teeth and went to bed. Her roommate, the wild strawberry, went out, got drunk, came home, threw up, and passed out on the kitchen floor.

The sensible parsnip awoke the next morning, sliced her roommate onto her cereal, and went to work after sensibly placing in the front window a placard advertising the availability of a 2-bedroom apartment to share.

Moral: Be careful when assigning your class to use ‘placard’ in a story.

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