August 31, 2011

The genius French Oulipian novelist Georges Perec:

a. bathed for inspiration in a bathtub filled with toads.

b. was able to bend gravity to his will, thereby walking up walls or across ceilings upside down whenever he felt like it.

c. married twice for love, once for monetary gain, and once for a tractor.

d. always spent Bastille Day clinging to his favorite boulder while carrying his special rock in the pocket of his shirt.

e. envied cobras.

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