October 13, 2011

The last scoundrel finished with a time of precisely one hour, a full fifteen minutes after the first scoundrel had breasted the tape. At the scoundrel after party, the last scoundrel was thoroughly mocked and forced to wear the vestments of an apprentice beekeeper. So chagrined was he that he lashed out in fury at the jello mold and reduced it to a slimy green no-man’s-land mess. That showed them.

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