October 27, 2011

The unfortunate undead Alice was a fairly pleasant vampire when first she began to roam the Earth as an immortal in 1980. For you see, the Pittsburgh Pirates had recently completely a pleasantly competitive decade. Alice restricted her diet to badgers in those days. But oh, oh, oh, look at her now. Doomed to be a Pirate fan forever with no deathly relief in sight? Poor Alice. And woe to all who cross her path.

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