January 30, 2012

The loon was granted an audience with the triffid Supreme Commander, Western Hemisphere. Somehow the loon has come to be regarded as a sort of mascot or good luck charm to the triffid forces. He thanks his lucky stars that he is not a vegetarian. In fact, he urges all vegetarians to get out the meatloaf recipes as soon as possible. Call it friendly advice from one who knows. You don’t have that much time.

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