May 21, 2012

Once upon a time in a Queendom by the nearest freeway, Queen Blood Lily of the Moon despaired of her daughter, the Princess Ferret Eyes. For you see, although Ferret Eyes was as lovely as a cormorant, she displayed a marked tendency to glow. Therefore, a competition to douse the Princess was proposed by the Queen. Lovely Ferret Eyes resented with a passion this insult to her illumination. She vowed to do something about it. And she did. Yes, in three days time, she glowed with satisfaction seated on her adored three-legged stool. She was the lone creature left alive in the former Queendom now Princessdom by the freeway, and she lived reasonably satisfied until she died two weeks later.

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