THE GLOWING PRINCESS

May 21, 2012
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Once upon a time in a Queendom by the nearest freeway, Queen Blood Lily of the Moon despaired of her daughter, the Princess Ferret Eyes. For you see, although Ferret Eyes was as lovely as a cormorant, she displayed a marked tendency to glow. Therefore, a competition to douse the Princess was proposed by the […]

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THE SENIOR MOMENT

May 20, 2012
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King Kong shuffled down the hall and paused at the kitchen door He scrunched his face and muttered, ‘Now what did I come here for?’ He shook his head and turned away feeling sort of numb As the water cooking his morning eggs steamed off to kingdom come

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A SENTENCE BY JOHN MUIR

May 19, 2012
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The surface snow, though sprinkled with stones shot down from the cliffs, was in some places almost pure, gradually becoming crystalline and changing to whitish porous ice of different shades of color, and this again changing at a depth of 20 or 30 feet to blue ice, some of the ribbon-like bands of which were […]

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GRETA GARBO KWIZ ANSWER

May 18, 2012
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Greta Garbo did live in a small hut near the La Brea Tar Pits, although she didn’t care much one way or the other where she lived. The hut was convenient to the Tar Pits, true. But any other domicile in the area would have suited her daily Tar Pits habit just as well. However, […]

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THE GRETA GARBO KWIZ

May 17, 2012
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Greta Garbo didn’t want to be alone. She wanted: a. to be remembered for her penmanship. b. to be the president of Nicaragua. c. a herd of donkeys. d. to collect pollen. e. to live in a hut near the La Brea Tar Pits.

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ATTACK OF THE LAVENDER HORDE

May 16, 2012
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On a planet far far away in a galaxy actually pretty close, our roving candid intergalactic camera captured the onslaught of the lavender horde of beemulls as it began the attack on the Great Living Pillar of Darkness. I won’t kid you. Things did not go well for the Great Living Pillar of Darkness.

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THE BEL CANTO RAINMAKER

May 15, 2012
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The Bel Canto Rainmaker brought forth her splendid sound , and the thatched roofs peeled back, and the walls crumbled, and the doors disintegrated into mounds of quivering slivers, and the populace dropped to the ground in rapture, and the mill wheel tumbled from its moorings and fell on its side, and the parched fields […]

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HANNAH BELLE LECTURN

May 14, 2012
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With sentinels on guard outside her pen of detention, Hannah Belle Lecturn rages red.

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TURN, TURN, TURN

May 13, 2012
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Four Seasons in Three Pictures spring or summer, check this tree and this is what you’re gonna see when autumn comes a ramblin’ by this here sight will blast your eye you can tell it’s winter ‘tho there ain’t no snow by the tree’s wintry habit to leafless go

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A SENTENCE BY AIMEE SEMPLE McPHERSON

May 12, 2012

Night gathered the purple fringed folds of her garments together and lifted them clear of the mountains that surrounded Los Angeles …. Hurry, sun, hurry! Sister Aimee takes an overwrought stab at dawn.

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