BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – EINSTEIN
Loon: I have happily been selected by the powers that be to direct 3 questions to the shades of several celebrated persons. First I am delighted to welcome that former man about town and all around cool guy, Albert Einstein. Al, first let me ask you, what is your favorite color?
Albert Einstein’s Ghost: Green … No, red … Wait … Definitely blue.
Loon: I’ll mark that down as ‘blue’ then. All right?
Albert Einstein’s Ghost: Yes. Blue.
Loon: Question 2. Do you know who put the ram in the ramalamadingdong?
Albert Einstein’s Ghost: No, I don’t.
Loon: Darn. I was hoping a smart guy like you would know that. Oh, well. Third and final question. What flavor of pudding do you prefer, chocolate or vanilla?
Albert Einstein’s Ghost: I like butterscotch.
Loon: CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA!
Albert Einstein’s Ghost: chocolate.
Loon: That’s all for today. Join me next time when I ask somebody else something.
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