BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – VONNEGUT

September 30, 2012
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Loon: Today I’m pleased to announce they’ve brought me for the 3 Question Interview a writer named Burt Monokat … Huh? … Oh, it’s what? … Kurt Vonnegut? Okay, whatever. Anyway, Mr. Vonnegut, here’s my first question for you. Boxers or briefs?

Vonnegut’s Ghost: Depends.

Loon: Diapers? You wore diapers?

Vonnegut’s Ghost: No, no. Whether I wore boxers or briefs depended entirely on what phase of my life we’re discussing.

Loon: So you want me to narrow it down, do you?

Vonnegut’s Ghost: I don’t want you to do anything.

Loon: Fine, I won’t do anything then. That’s 3 questions anyway.

Vonnegut’s Ghost: Fine.

Loon: Fine.

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