BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – BORIS KARLOFF
October 14, 2012
Loon: I’m thrilled to have Boris Karloff’s ghost here today for the 3 question interview. Boris, tell me, did you know Bela Lugosi’s phone number?
Boris Karloff’s ghost: There are things no man should tamper with, my dear fellow.
Loon: And Bela Lugosi’s phone number is one of them?
Boris Karloff’s ghost: Bela’s phone number is one of them.
Loon: Is that your final word on the subject?
Boris Karloff’s ghost: Yes.
Loon: There you have it, folks. Be sure to tune in next week when I hope they find me a ghost with a less snotty attitude concerning Bela Lugosi’s phone number.
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