BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – SIR ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE
Loon: Here I am again to ask a celebrity ghost 3 questions. This time my masters from the 6th dimension have hauled before me one Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, and I must say he looks a bit under the weather. Hardly surprising, I suppose, weighing the fact of his long ago demise and all. Be that as it may, Mr. Doyle … er … how in fact should I address you, with the Sir, without? I wouldn’t want to offend.
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s ghost: My dear fellow, call me anything but late for tea.
Loon: Ohhh Kaaay. Sir Art, does Holmes ever wear his deerstalker cap with the earflaps down?
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s ghost: I dare say he would protect his ears in freezing conditions. Of course.
Loon: Earflaps down. Ha. He would look stupid. It would make more sense for Watson to wear earflaps down. Then Holmes could make a wry comment on how stupid he looks. How stupid Watson looks, I mean, not Holmes. Hey … (The ghost of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle fades to nothingness) ... wait a minute. I got one more question …
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