November 30, 2012
Though she did give out salmon jerky on one memorable Halloween, Marie’s strangest behavior took place every summer during the decade of the 1890s when she spent 8 to 10 weeks roaming the Canadian Rockies in the company of three surly grizzly bear brothers. Any questions put to her later about those times were answered […]
November 29, 2012
A Canuck through and through, Marie: a. often tended goal for her hometown’s hockey team. b. roamed the wilderness every summer with her posse of grizzly bears. c. was the toughest lumberjack in all the western provinces. d. went into a feeding frenzy whenever she heard The Maple Leaf Rag. e. gave out salmon jerky […]
November 27, 2012
The Leaf Queen had fallen on hard times, and what hard times they were. Forced to beg for scraps while wandering cold and ill-clothed, she went from village to village until at last she reached the sea. There she cried out for salvation over the impatient waves, and fair curling steady breakers they were, believe […]
November 26, 2012
Turns out it wasn’t such a bad idea to staple that camera to the top of a sasquatch’s head. Am I right or am I right?
November 25, 2012
Loon: Today I’ve got … Hey! Come back here! I haven’t asked you your 3 questions yet … As I was saying, today’s ghost is H. Rider … Hey! Come on! Get over here! 3 questions! 3 lousy questions! … Okay, first, did you write your stories in pen, pencil, or bl … Hey! Come […]
November 24, 2012
There is no spectacle more agreeable than to observe an old friend fall from a roof top. Confucius – The Dark Side.
November 23, 2012
Believe it or not, he did conspire with a cobbler to make those silly shoes.
November 22, 2012
Eugen Sandow, the world’s greatest muscle man, kept Flo Ziegfield waiting to sign him up for the show biz while he: a. consumed his weight in paper clips. b. worked with his cobbler on the plans for those horrible shoes. c. failed utterly to tear himself away from the mirror. d. quaffed a few with […]
November 21, 2012
Avoid Colonel Stabbington and his Friendly Knife.