BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – H.RIDER HAGGARD
November 25, 2012
Loon: Today I’ve got … Hey! Come back here! I haven’t asked you your 3 questions yet … As I was saying, today’s ghost is H. Rider … Hey! Come on! Get over here! 3 questions! 3 lousy questions! … Okay, first, did you write your stories in pen, pencil, or bl … Hey! Come on! STOP!
H. Rider Haggard’s ghost (quivering in place momentarily): No time to waste, my dear chap.
Loon: But …
H. Rider Haggard’s ghost (speeding around the ceiling): Here are 3 answers then: First, no; Second, maybe; Third, March 16, 1884. (races through wall and away)
Loon: Come back next week when I hope I get somebody good like a president or something.
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