BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – HARPO MARX
December 2, 2012
Loon: Welcome to the 3 Question Interview With a Celebrity Ghost, the show that interviews a celebrity ghost by asking 3 questions. Today’s guest is Harpo Marx. Harpo, were you the oldest, the youngest, or some other rank among the 5, 8, or 10 brothers?
The ghost of Harpo Marx: ………. (nods eagerly)
Loon: Well, which?
The ghost of Harpo Marx: ………. (nods eagerly)
Loon: Let’s try something else. Where’s your harp?
The ghost of Harpo Marx: ………. (nods eagerly, dissipates)
Loon: That went better than I thought it would. Why do I suddenly realize that an elephant’s Tuscaloosa in Alabama. I’d go home to mother if I had one. A home or a mother. (waggles eyebrows)
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