BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – RICHARD NIXON
December 16, 2012
Loon: Today I welcome the ghost of Richard Nixon to the hall leading to the storage closet and banquet room. I have compiled 3 important questions to ask the former Whittier resident and United States President. First, Mr. President, as a youngster did you see the movie ‘She’?
Nixon’s ghost: Certainly I saw the movie ‘She’, and even though it was teeming with Commies, you’ll be surprised to learn that I enjoyed it very much. I once ate a salad with Nigel Bruce.
Loon: Really?
Nixon’s ghost: Yes.
Loon: What kind of a salad was it?
Nixon’s ghost: A California salad, of course, with plenty of tomatoes, oranges, and black olives.
Loon: Thank you for your time, Mr. President.
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