Loon: They’ve brought me some artist named Marcel Duchamp. I’m not the greatest on art and things, but I’ll give it a go. 3 questions. Number one – Mister … or I suppose Herr, you being some sort of foreigner … Duchamp, in the olden days did you guys worship the sun?
Marcel Duchamp’s ghost: It depends on whether you’re talking about Thursday or tarantulas.
Loon: I’m … not … sure. Let me rephrase the question. Did you eat a lot of candy bars while you worked?
Marcel Duchamp’s ghost: Ah, Thursday it is. You may proceed.
Loon: Oh. Well … I … Okay … Why do you like Thursday so much?
Marcel Duchamp’s ghost: Tarantulas now? Really, mon ami, you should make up your mind.
(Duchamp’s ghost flutters and disappears into the wainscoting.)