THE PRIDE OF THE MOUNTIES
January 28, 2013
The Pride of the Mounties saddled up and rode directly into the heart of Macy’s. Dismounting in Housewares, The Pride queried the nearest associate, a fetching lemur who was, in fact, in the act of fetching a boxed set of china from the stockroom. Following the unsuccessful querying, The Pride swung into the saddle and cantered toward Men’s Shoes, knocking over a display of wine glasses on the way. Certain aliens trod on the broken stemware and bled blue from their suction discs. The Pride of the Mounties purchased 2 pairs of sandals for his steed and rode off in triumph. He spent the balance of the day balancing on one foot while standing on the saddled back of his faithful rhinoceros.
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