BLUE LAMP, NEXT TOWN OVER

January 21, 2013
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BLUE LAMP, NEXT TOWN OVER

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – W.C. FIELDS

January 20, 2013
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Loon: Today’s ghost is so famous he needs no introduction. I’ve heard you drank a lot of liquor. Is this true? W.C. Fields’ ghost: I was once forced to flee Bemidji, Minnesota in a canoe in order to escape a maddened herd of muskrats intent on my demise. It seems I had inadvertently insulted their […]

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YET ANOTHER SENTENCE BY JAMES JOYCE

January 19, 2013
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Unheeded he kept by them as they came towards the drier sand, a rag of wolf’s tongue redpanting from his jaws. This sentence has the capacity to make one feel that one should put one’s pencil down and toss one’s scribbles into the fire and go sit quietly by the sea.

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THE WILL ROGERS KWIZ ANSWER

January 18, 2013
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Although Will had the desire to do all of those things, the only one to actually occur was the roller skating tour of Central Park in the company of W. C. Fields. As a side note, Al Jolson was the 3rd member of the group, but he didn’t skate. He jogged barefoot.

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THE WILL ROGERS KWIZ

January 17, 2013
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Will Rogers once: a. met a man he didn’t like. b. roller skated through Central Park with W. C. Fields. c. pitched horseshoes for 9 straight hours with Charles Lindbergh. d. mud wrestled with Zelda Fitzgerald. e. ate pancakes off of solid gold plates with Babe Ruth.

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JUST PRIOR TO THE OUTDOOR TRAMPOLINE DISASTER*

January 16, 2013
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*an example of ‘brain toy’, a dada effort to make something happen in your head when image and text meet in an unexpected manner.

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WHERE IS HE?

January 15, 2013
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Urban renewal doesn’t thrill me.

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OH NO!!

January 14, 2013
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I just turned on the sasquatch cam. IT’S RIGHT OUTSIDE MY D

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – MAHATMA GANDHI

January 13, 2013
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Loon: I can only do what I can do when they bring me people I’m not too sure I’ve ever heard of for the 3 question interview. The Lords of the 4th Dimension delivered the weekly scrap of paper, and written on it was ‘mahatma gandhi’. I had no clue. But now that the apparition […]

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PART OF A SENTENCE BY THOMAS HARDY

January 12, 2013
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The sun was resting on the hill like a drop of blood on an eyelid … Tom, the future full time poet, practices in prose. (from The Mayor of Casterbridge)

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