BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – JOHN TYLER
Loon: Welcome to the 3 Question Interview. Imagine my surprise when I found out this guy was president of the United States some time or other. Looks pretty olden days-ish by his clothes. First question – Mr. President, did you ever eat tapioca?
President Tyler’s ghost: Tapioca?
Loon: Yes. It creeps me out, you know. Sure, it tastes good, but I keep thinking ‘little fish eyes, little fish eyes’. How about you?
President Tyler’s ghost: Little fish eyes?
Loon: Yeah, little fish eyes. That’s what tapioca is, you know. Sort of a pudding with little things like fish eyes mixed in. Do you understand what I’m talking about?
President Tyler’s ghost: I assure you, sir, I have never of my own knowledge eaten fish eye pudding. Fish eyes? Certainly. In a pudding? Never.
Loon: Thank you, Mr. President. It’s been a most illuminating discussion.
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