BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – SUSAN B ANTHONY
February 24, 2013
Loon: For today’s 3 question celebrity ghost interview I have been supplied with the shade of Susan B. Anthony. First things being first, what, pray tell, does the B stand for, Ms. Anthony?
Susan B Anthony’s ghost: Brownell.
Loon: Right. Very good. So that’s established. Now, you seem to be olden, what with your clothes and all, so can you tell me what precisely is ceiling wax?
Susan B Anthony’s ghost: Sealing wax, young man, can be used to seal various missives or documents.
Loon: But how do they get it off the ceiling?
Susan B Anthony’s ghost (sighs): And you had the vote, and I did not. (shakes head, dissolves)
Loon (shouting in frustration): What does the vote have to do with wax on the ceiling?
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