Loon: Welcome to this week’s 3 Question Interview With A Celebrity Ghost. I’ve been informed that the formidable looking presence hovering above the ottoman is one Gertrude Stein. Ms. Stein, can you tell us about any amusing incidents you might have had concerning automobiles?
Gertrude Stein’s ghost: It all depends on what you mean by what you mean.
Loon (confused): What I mean?
Gertrude Stein’s ghost: What you mean. Did you mean it when you meant it, or was it wishful thinking?
Loon (more confused): I’m not sure I meant .. what I … mean … or … What’s your favorite color?
Gertrude Stein’s ghost: Nothing is a void to be avoided.
Loon (blinks eyes repeatedly, retreats from room, softly closes door)